LET'S TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK!!

Alright, i know some of you fucks out there are already like "Holy Shit, there's no escaping them." and you know what? You're right. There is no escape. You're fucked and you're going to read my ranting review anyway. To everyone else out there asking, "What's a Homestuck?"

Run. 

Run fast. 

Run far. 

Because once you start. 

THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

ALL THE POD BAY DOORS ARE LOCKED AND HALS NOT GETTING YOU OUT OF THIS SHIT. HOMESTUCK WILL GRAB YOU IN A HEADLOCK AND DRAG YOU KICKING, SCREAMING AND SLIGHTLY UNCONSCIOUS INTO THEIR WORLD. AND THEN THAT'S IT. GAME OVER. NO SCRATCH CAN UNDO THIS SHIT. YOU'RE STUCK AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA LOVE EVERY GODDAMN MINUTE OF IT.

I don't think Homestuck (for a summary at least) can be explained simply in like one fucking paragraph but i'll try. The story revolves around four kids. (From left to right) Rose, Dave, Jade, and John:

Aren't they cute?!

These four play a game called Sburb and Holy Shit they rip open a goddamn can of WHAT THE FUCK and ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME with a small side dish of MY FUCKING BRAIN IS MELTING! and that's basically the plot of Homestuck. This band of plucky young kids must save reality itself because fuck saving the world. That shit is cliche, nope, they have to save reality itself before the clock ticks out and a big evil motherfucker named Lord English can fuck shit up entirely.  The comic follows One Very Long Day full of friendships made along the way, trolling, adventure, time travel, hilarity, condescension, and some major fucked up shit being pulled right in front of your face and you just have to stare at the screen not understanding what the hell is happening but sitting on the edge of your seat waiting to find out what the hell will happen next.

And i'm serious about the whole seat thing. My ass was plastered to this seat for too fucking long. I've lost a lot of hours to this confusing shit. I'm talking raccoon eyes in the morning kind of sleep deprived over here. Half of the time i was so confused i didn't even know what i was confused about and the other half i felt more sure than i'd ever been in my life. So for all of you nerdy assholes out there into time travel, aliens and confusion (Pretty much anyone into Doctor Who who still likes cartoons) this comic would be awesome for you! They do have a dub for those of you like me who are squirrelly as shit and can't sit down for half a fucking second and read the comic. I'll even put a link in: Let's Read Homestuck! There, enjoy motherfuckers and i hope you have an awesome time.